Sex, Government, and Morality

while looking through my usual news places, i stumble by some articles that made me laugh. the first is about the sale of adult toys in alabama. the second is about students having sex that promise to abstain. i find it funny that our government feels the need to step into our sex lives or lives in general and fund programs that dictate or legislate morality. the last place i look for morality examples is the government.

one only has to look to a few examples of the federal government to see that they have no place telling me how to live my sex life. off the top of my head, the following people have been unfaithful to their wife Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, Tom "the hammer" Delay, insert any Kennedy here (they kill or cheat), etc... . (my personal favorite right now is Gingrich and Delay, because one claims their infidelity is better than the other's infidelity, last time i checked it was still cheating) before you jump on my case and tell me everything isn't black and white, i will submit that there are necessary laws for the protection of people. there are rape laws, age of consent laws, child pornography, etc ..., these laws serve a purpose to protect people from those that would do them harm.

i want to know what right does the government have to intrude on someones life to tell them that they can't have sex toys or limit the number of sex toys (an old texas law). i don't think that someone that can keep their cock only for their wife has the right to tell me what i want to do in my own bedroom or how many toys i can have to use on myself. as far as abstinence, what a waste of federal funds. in sex ed, i was told the best way not to get pregnant and not get an std was not to have sex. what else is there to say? they waste money on these programs when it could be going to teach kids in school how to protect their self or prevent getting pregnant, if they chose to have sex.

in conclusion, government get your nose out of my bedroom. you have no moral standing to tell me how to live my sex life when yours is all fucked up. freaking hypocrites.

A Night In (Part 2)

this is best enjoyed reading the entire thing. click here for the first part.

after this incredible job or fingering/oral, i needed to show him my gratitude. the dvd title screen music was driving me nuts at the moment. i turned off the dvd and tv. standing up, i grabbed his hand and led him upstairs to my room. i pushed him so that he was sitting on the edge of the bed. i was going to give him something to burn into his memory.

i stood in front of him and took off his shirt. i ran my hands down his chest and stomach to his shorts. getting down on my knees before him, my fingers went to the button and zipper on his shorts to undo them. i pulled off his shorts followed by his boxers. he was sitting on my bed naked, his hard cock standing up in front of my mouth. i licked from the base of his shaft all the way to the tip. at the tip, my tongue swirled around it then i wrapped my lips around it and gave him a little suck. i stood up in front of him and removed my shirt. his hands held on to my hips while i did a little dance for him. he reached up and pinched my nipples. i pulled away from him, i turn so that he is looking at my ass. i was now in position to take off my skirt. bending over, my skirt went down my legs and hit the floor. with one foot, i stepped out of my skirt and gave him a look. his hand went between my legs and rubbed my wet lips.

straightening up, i turned around and pushed him all the way back on the bed. i grabbed a condom from my side table and got to my knees before him. again, i took his cock in my mouth, going down on it a couple times. my eyes met his while i did this and my hands were getting the condom from the wrapper. i rolled the condom on his cock and stood. i climbed on the bed and straddled him. my pussy felt his cock start to enter me. i could feel my lips spread around the head of his cock and down his shaft as i slowly lowered myself onto him. i was biting my lip as i started to ride him. his hands were on my hips helping up and down his cock. i leaned over teasing his lips with my nipples.

i was controlling the speed and depth of his cock. i would speed up and slow down for him, letting him get close then backing off to extend our session. i didn't care about myself getting off since i had an amazing orgasm earlier. he had enough of me prolonging his orgasm, he was going to take charge. he grabbed my ass and threw me off to the side of him. he got me on my hands and knees. i could feel his hands grab my hips and felt his cock go deep in me. he started to ram my pussy and it felt great. i moved my hands to grab onto the headboard so my head didn't hit it when one of his thrusts. he was being ruthless and i knew i would orgasm from this. my second orgasm that night was a surprise. i didn't feel it coming, it just hit me and put me over the edge.

at that point, he could of done anything and it would of been okay with me. he came close to cumming and told me to get on my back. i did what he asked and watched as he got over me. he removed his condom and started to stroke his cock over me. ordinarily i don't like this sort of thing but i wasn't caring. when he cummed, it came in three squirts. the first and most powerful hit my chin and neck. the second and third came out on my chest. he collapsed next to me in the bed. we fell asleep only to be woke up in the morning by my brother doing something in the kitchen. despite me trying to hide who was coming over the following night, my brother still found out.

-miss wolfe

Who needs Zoloft?

this is old news but i think its interesting. in 2002, there was a study done that correlated women, semen and depression. it concluded that women that have unprotected sex are usually much happier than women that don't. it did have one side effect. the longer between cum shots the woman's mood tends to go to the depressed side. apparently, cum also is addictive in its nature. the study was done with cum in the mommy parts. i wonder if the effects would be the same with oral gratification. it sounds like a good grad school project. i will have to write a proposal. i wonder if i would have trouble finding men for the donation part of the experiment, lol.

- miss wolfe

A Night in. (part 1)

on friday, my parents left town because my dad had a conference. this basically means he goes to listen to a bunch of boring stuff then him and my mom go out after and have fun. basically, they make use of the hotel room and time away from kids. i know some people freak out when they think about their parents having sex but my parents are in love so it has to happen. there is no sense in pretending it doesn't happen. this left me in charge of my younger brother. he is only a year younger than me so we don't have too much trouble between us. we both know where the line is drawn as far as people at the house, so there is no worries of a wild party.

last night we both went out so there was no confusion with walking in on one of us going at it with someone else. the thought of my parents fucking doesn't bother me, but i don't think i could see my brother fucking some girl without some scarring. i didn't go out tonight, i had a plan. plus, i knew my brother would be going out so it gave me some time at the house by myself or with someone of my choosing. i had the chance to set something up earlier today. i was running again and came by my friends brother, let's call him FB. while running, we talked again and i asked him what he was doing tonight. i was anxious to finish what we started on thursday and this time we wouldn't be interrupted. he said that he wasn't sure and asked me what i was doing. i told him i was planning on staying in to watch a movie. I suggested he could come over if he wanted. he smiled and said sure. we set up the time before we parted ways.

my brother left the house around 730 which was fine with me because i don't think i wanted him to see FB coming over. i know how bad is it but he is a year younger than my brother. FB got there at 8, he was on time and that is always good. we talked about what to watch. i mentioned The Big Lebowski and he says "I never heard of that movie." the decision was made at that point, everyone needs to see that movie. we sat on the couch and watched the movie. i curled up next to him and it felt good. at one point during the movie, i rested a hand between his legs on his thigh. i could tell from the slight growth in his pants that he didn't mind. toward the end of the movie, i started to stroke his cock a little to get him really in the mood.

when the movie ended, he got very aggressive. he grabbed on to me and gave me a very deep, passionate kiss. he put is weight on me to make me fall on my back on the couch. he kissed with just the right pressure and perfect amount of tongue. either he was a natural or had lots of practice. one of his hands went down my body and i could feel my skirt lift up. his finger tips started to run up and down my wet lips. he pulled back his head and gave a smile. his fingers wet from playing with my pussy lips, they parted my lips and started to go inside me. with this, i closed my eyes and leaned my head back. this kid was talented. my breathing deepened and little moans came out of my mouth. i started to move my hips with the movement of his fingers.

FB stopped kissing my neck and moved down between my legs. my skirt was now pulled all the way up to my waist, not that there was much to pull up anyhow it was pretty short. his fingers still in my increasingly wetter pussy, i felt his lips touch my clit and it sent a wave of pure pleasure through my body. sensing this, his tongue danced around my clit and his fingers started to fuck me faster. in moments, my muscles tightened up and i grabbed on to his shoulders finger nails digging in his back. it was then that i cummed. i cummed a lot. when he pulled his face away there was a glisten of my juices on his face. i kissed him tasting myself on his lips and tongue. TO BE CONTINUED...

-miss wolfe

A Wonderful Statement of US Education.

i am far from perfect but this was way too funny. while protesting not letting senior students walk for their graduation, the people came up with a brilliant sign letting everyone know that we are doomed. read the article but for the funniest part you have to look at the sign in the picture. the best laugh of the day.

-miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

its friday, you know what that means.

fact #1 the best music for hardcore fucking is NIN. not to mention, trent reznor is fucking hottt.

fact #2 i graduated in the top 4 of my class, guess which one.

fact #3 i love to walk around my house naked. of course, no one else is home at the time.

fact #4 the fastest i have ever orgasmed was 30 seconds in to sex. i have no idea why but it happened.

fact #5 i have faked an orgasm. it was when i was relatively new to sex. the guy just wasn't doing it for me and i wanted it to be over so i faked it. i have grown out of this habit and will try to help the guy to get me off. if the guy is just too thick headed, i will just tell him he is no good and stop. it sounds harsh but why waste his and my time.

- miss wolfe

Out of the Blue.

i promised a good blog today and i am not disappointing.you all know my preference toward older men. i mentioned a time last june about an encounter with a younger guy. earlier this week, i went to my doctor and he said the knee was in great shape that i could go back to normal activity as long as i didn't push it too much. like i, a sweet innocent angel, would do something to strain my knees too much. after i got done with work that day, i went for a run. i missed it so much. it is a good way to release stress and such for me. it isn't as good as sex but it does the job.

anyhow, after work i went out running. it felt great because it was so long since i did it. while running, i had the opportunity to see my friends brother. he was running also. by the looks of him, he had been working out a lot since last summer. he was toned and looking very yummy. there is something very sexy about the glistening of a in shape body. i ran up beside him and exchanged greetings. we talked as we went. i was thinking in the back of my mind while taking and running that it has been a while since i had a good fuck. i asked him how his sister was and what she was up to. he said that she wasn't getting back in town until next week and she was finishing school. this is when the inner workings of my mind turned on. it was still relatively early, he would be going home to an empty house looking all good. i could not turn up a perfect opportunity.

we got closer to his house when i asked him if i could stop in quickly for some water. he said sure and we stopped at his house. he pulled off his shirt while walking to the kitchen. i have to say at this point i was so ready to jump him. i followed him admiring the view, yes girls can do that too. he was being a good host, he was getting my glass and drink instead of letting me do it for myself. i could of done it myself, i have been here so many times but it was the gentleman thing to do and i appreciated it. he handed me the glass and i took a drink. we continued to talk, my pussy was getting very wet from stealing glances at his sweaty chest and arms. he had to know what he was doing, at least that's what i told myself.

i couldn't really take much more of it or i was going to burst. i set down my glass, went to him and kissed him. my hands rested on his chest and his went to my back and slid to my ass. he took a firm grip on my ass, his hands felt perfect there as if they were meant to be there (as a side observation, his right hand was slightly stronger than his left, hmmm i wonder why). i could feel his cock grow as my hips pressed into him. it felt bigger than i remembered. i took one of my hands down his shorts and began to stroke his cock. his kisses went to my neck and ear lobes. his one hand now rubbing my pussy between my legs. at this point, i was puddy in his hands. i began to grind a bit on his cock and with him rubbing my lips i orgasmed. yes i climaxed just from it, how bad am i. i am a minute woman, lol.

with this development, i needed to make sure he got off. every orgasm deserves an orgasm in return. i got down on my knees there in the kitchen. i pulled down his shorts and licked the head of his cock as it got free. there was a precum taste to it so i took the head in my mouth and swirled my tongue around the tip. he let out a deep breath with this action. i take one hand and stroke his shaft and then i start to bob my mouth on his head. i would take him a little deeper in my mouth every time. my hand had stopped stroking him and now it was only my mouth and tongue. i took my hand and started to play with his balls. his cock was hitting the back of my throat now as i blew him. i kept going at it on his cock. i wanted to taste his cum. his cock exploded, i mean it like that, in my mouth. i got the biggest mouthful of cum i've had in a while. i gagged at first but ended up swallowing it all. when i removed my mouth from his cock there was that little string of cum from the end to my mouth. i licked the head of his cock to get rid of it and stood up.

he grabbed me and pulled me into him. he gave me a deep, hard kiss. it was at this point it got funny. their family dog comes up behind me and pokes his nose between my legs sniffing. i take my hand and wave him away and the dog comes back again. this time the dog starts to lick my ass. OMG, why won't this dog leave me alone. it was at this point, he realizes what is the dog doing inside the house. apparently his dad had come home and let the dog in the house from the back yard. at this point, it was a scramble to get his shorts up before his dad came up the stairs and saw us. it was too late. we could see him just as the shorts went up. the kitchen smelled like someone just had sex in it. we were totally busted. i reach and get the glass in pretend mode. i take a last drink and say "thanks for the drink, tell me the next time you go running, we can run together." i don't know why, we were totally busted. I go down the stairs to leave. i tell the dad "hi" but he just has a grin on his face. he knows that his 17 yo son fucked the hot girl down the street. it is funny now that i think about it. a little embarrassing at the time. oh well.

- miss wolfe

Where is Sam Jackson When You Need Him?

i recently saw an article on CNN about a man trying to take snakes on a plane. i'm not sure if they got that movie over there, but it is funny and freaky at the same time. all i have to say is "i want these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane." don't groan at me, you know you wanted to say it.

the totally insane news of the week goes to the christian science fair. if this is part of your religion, please excuse my offense words. how fucking stupid do you have to be to relate stalactites to the evolution of complex biological systems. one is a geological system and one is a biological system. not to mention, how do you ignore fossils that have existed for millions of years. now you are thinking how do i tie sam jackson into this article. Ezekial 25-17 (if you get the reference, you are a very smart person.

-miss wolfe

Back To Work.

now that i have half of my readers pissed at me (i do love a spirited debate), i will get back to my regular posts. as many of you know, i am back home at least home until the family moves. i am back at my job from last summer and this past winter break for some money. the folks said i didn't have to but i can't sit around doing nothing all summer. besides, i get to work with my friend probably one of the only people i like from high school.

my friend told me today that if i didn't want to move with my parents that i could stay with her for the rest of the summer. this is a really generous offer, but i couldn't do it. it looks like i am going to work out the rest of my time here at home then move. a bonus is that a week after i move, i am going to florida. i love beaches.

i worked this morning today. i like working in the morning because it gets me up early and then i have a long day in front of me. i like to go to the bookstores after working the morning. i went to a favorite bookstore today and saw a really cute guy. i walked up and introduced myself. we chatted a while and got along. i asked for his number and got it. i plan on asking him out tomorrow. hopefully, this weekend i will have a date with him. tomorrow i will come back with a good post for you all. have a good day.

- miss wolfe

Definition and Clarifications

from the American Heritage Dictionary:

mor·al adj.

1. Of or concerned with the judgment of the goodness or badness of human action and character: moral scrutiny; a moral quandary.
2. Teaching or exhibiting goodness or correctness of character and behavior: a moral lesson.
3. Conforming to standards of what is right or just in behavior; virtuous: a moral life.
4. Arising from conscience or the sense of right and wrong: a moral obligation.
5. Having psychological rather than physical or tangible effects: a moral victory; moral support.
6. Based on strong likelihood or firm conviction, rather than on the actual evidence: a moral certainty.

i believe that when you take a vow to be with one person for the rest of your life for better or worse, etc... then you act in the opposite manner you are acting against good morals. looking at the definition and current standards of marriage, i was acting morally. your problem in what i did was it was spiteful. yes it was, i openly admit to it. however, i was acting in a moral manner. damn anonymous, think before you write out of anger. the man was taking a chance of getting caught every time he approaches, dates, etc... anyone that isn't his wife. what happened was he pissed me off and it came to bite him in the ass. now, if he had just left well enough alone after i said i'm not interested, he wouldn't of had a problem.

did i create the problem? no, he did by making advances toward me. did i complicate his life? yes, i did. was it an evil, spiteful thing to do? yes. was it morally right by the definition and current standards of marriage? yes, she had a right to know her husband was being unfaithful.

you can say what you want. you can stop reading the blog. you can continue to delude yourself into believing that cheating on your SO without being honest with them is right. i don't care because its your life. when it comes back to bite you in the ass, you have no one to blame but yourself. i consider my end of this conversation closed.

- miss wolfe

I love drama!

for all those anonymous' out there, he wasn't stalking me but the relentless talking and following me after i told him i wasn't interested still brings up the fear and worry. how was i supposed to know if he was going to follow me more or follow me to my car or something else. it is one of those situations where either you relate or not. it was a bitch thing to do but he chose not to follow the denied advances and continued to press harder. but it was all to get to a point in a future post i wanted to talk about. i just needed you to think about cheating and monogamy for a couple days. i wanted you to think on an emotional level. you can call it manipulation or what ever but it did the job.

now for the real discussion. the issue is monogamy and cheating. my first question is does monogamy work? my gut feeling is no it doesn't work at younger ages. as we get older, we as a people settle down and look for stability. it is at this point that monogamy fits into our lives. now this is a generalization and not true in all cases. let's look at some statistics. the majority of younger married couples (early 20's) have a higher divorce rate than those of people close to 30 and over. my opinion on the situation is in our younger years we are still in that transition point of our life (i know being in that point) where we are going into or out of college, starting our first job, moving out of your parents house. at this point, we, even myself, are still discovering who we really are and what we want. our attitudes on subjects change and we start to form who we are later in life. my hypothesis is by the end of our 20's most people have a clue to who they are and what they want out of life. this is partly supported by the facts that most second marriages last until death or most people are waiting until their late 20's to early 30's to get married. along with the lower divorce rate with this group, there seems to be something to it. i want to look into this deeper.

for an example, i will examine my life. i am done with my first year of college. I have an inkling of what i want to do with my professional life. my personal life is in complete chaos. one day i want to be married and have a kid. another day, i want to get married and no kids. yet another day, i could care less about those things. what kind of guys do i go for? honestly, i will tend toward the bad boy type or taboo sort of things like most younger women. however, i also go for the stable, reliable, long term types. at this point my life is so undecided how can i say that there is one person i could spend the rest of my life with. i can't even decide on a guy to stay with for two months at this point. thus for me, monogamy is not a realistic concept at this point. i'm sure it will be in my future because i have a great example of it in my life, my parents.

when does cheating begin? does it begin with harmless flirtation? kissing? thinking about someone in an intimate manner? where is the line? for the sake of being completely honest and open with you, i have been with a married man. i was younger and since changed my opinion on being with a married person. i am far from perfect but i strive to be better. let's face it, everyone flirts with people of the opposite sex. the flirtation can be harmless fun or it can be done for the purpose of going out on a date with the other person. i believe cheating begins with the flirtation with the goal of meeting that person later for a "date" (coffee or whatever). however with internet chatting, this line of cheating has changed. i also feel that cheating occurs when one's mind gets to the point desiring to be with someone specific on a regular basis. if you meet a woman/man in a chat room and you form an intimate, mental bond with them (the same type you would have with your significant other), it is cheating. now going to my mall incident. the man was cheating on his wife in my mind. it wasn't harmless flirting with someone. it was flirting with the intent on meeting to take things further. why else would he offered his card to me?

you can accuse me of being a bitch and hypocrite for doing what i did based on my past actions. i do admit what i did was a bitch thing to do but i also believe i did the right thing morally for that woman at least. my questions to my readers are what do you think of monogamy? where do you think cheating begins?

-miss wolfe

You say I ruined his life...

... i say i saved her more pain down the road. finally, i write a post that gets some heated comments.

in reply to anonymous 1 and 2, you will love this. i want to ask you when is a woman telling you no enough for you to leave her alone. do you stop when it gets to the restraining order or do you stop the first time a woman turns you down? the way i see it, i gave the man three turns to leave me alone. the first 2 polite the last one not so polite but civil. the forth time he didn't get the point. in my opinion, the first time should of been enough. if i tell someone i am not interested, i mean it. he is lucky on the second time i didn't make a scene or just kick him in the junk.

let me ask anonymous 1 and 2 something else. have you ever been stalked or semi stalked by someone? do you know what it is like to have someone following you, not letting you alone? it is an unnerving and scary experience to have someone follow you and make advances on you repeatedly with you not wanting them. it is something that can alter your personality or perception of people for the rest of your life. it is something that can cause you not to leave your house. this happened in a store, i will grant you, but the feeling is still the same. even after the second time, he should of just got the point and backed the fuck off.

my next question to anonymous 1 and 2 is have you ever been cheated on? have you ever had someone intimate with you betray your trust? can you imagine your wife, fiancee, girlfriend fucking someone else? while you think about it i will tell you that it is one of the deepest hurts you will ever feel. the coldest, unemotional person will even get hurt by these actions. now imagine this betrayal has been going on for years without you knowing. one day three years later you find out. think of all that trust, time and emotional bond you have with that person, it is a torturing event in your life. you relive every instance wondering what that person was doing when they called you saying they would be late. did that person just have sex with someone before they came home and made love with you. i say that i helped that woman by letting her know earlier and not wasting the emotional energy in that man.

let's look at another point. this man was flirting with me non-stop in a place where his wife was. it wasn't like he was out at the bar with his buddies and the wife was at home. it was a bold, daring thing to do. this leads me to believe that it wouldn't be the first time he did it. or given the chance, the first time he has cheated on his wife.

was there a better way of handling the situation? probably. was it a bitchy thing to do? most likely. did he deserve it? FUCK YES! does she deserve it? NO! at any point in your life when you feel the need to betray the trust of your wife or significant other, you need to step back think about what you are doing. if you want to continue your relationship, stop what you are doing and be faithful. if you don't want to continue your relationship, stop what you are doing and tell the other person. only then can you go and stick your dick in someone else.

-miss wolfe

I'm an evil bitch.

last night i went out to eat with my family. yes, all five of us eating sushi and talking. surprisingly, i was not wanting to hit nails into my head by the end of it. i am going out with my blogging girl tonight. my goal is not to get into too much trouble. wish me luck.

the purpose of this blog is to discuss an event earlier this week. i was out minding my own business at the mall. i was looking around for some summer clothes. this guy approaches me. he was late 30's, medium build, not really in shape but not fat, he looked ok for his age. he starts to flirt with me. at first i tried to ignore him, i would just continue on my way hoping that he would get the point. i ignored him for about 5 minutes and he didn't get the point. he kept on talking to me. i look at him and politely say, "i'm sorry but i'm not interested." with this said, i continue on my way.

this guy continues to talk to me. i am thinking oh my god what do i have to do. again, i turn to him and say "i realize you are here flirting with me. i am telling you right now there is no way in hell anything would happen between you and me. i attempted to tell you before nicely but you could not comprehend it." i turn and walk away. i go about my business and look around some more.

the guy approaches me one more time. at this point, i am about to taser him or kick him in the balls. he comes up and says "here's my card if you change your mind." i notice that he is wearing a wedding ring, so i take and keep the card with the intention of finding his phone number and calling his wife. i would of let everything go but he was just being a dumb fuck man. i leave the store.

it was about a half hour later and i see him with this woman. i wasn't the bigger better person at this point, i was still fuming at the non stop bugging this man did. i walk up and tell the woman "i wouldn't trust this guy because he kept flirting with me in the store and would not leave me alone." she gets this confused look on her face. i look down at her hand and it was his wife, or i think it was from the wedding ring. then i add "he even gave me his card." i give her the card and walk away. i was proud of myself when i heard the screaming as i went away from them. maybe it was wrong, maybe it was right. i don't care, the fuck head got what he deserved in my opinion.

-miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

i'm back at home and it feels good at least it will until the family turns back into their usual self.

fact #1 i drive a "spoiled princess" car. it is a vw beetle. i want a mini though.

fact #2 i had a tongue piercing but took it out because its so cliche.

fact #3 i live in boston and could give a shit about the red sox.

fact #4 i have flirted with a cop to try to get out of a ticket. it didn't work.

fact #5 i do not like to cuddle right away after making love. i need a couple non-cuddling moments to absorb the whole thing. after i have a chance to absorb, you can try to cuddle. if the guy trys to do it too soon, i will be all bitchy. most times i don't really want to cuddle because the guy is only doing it because they think they should. they don't want to do it.

- miss wolfe

All Done.

i am done with my first year of college. the end of it is happy and sad at the same time. it is happy because i don't have to study for a while. it is sad because all the friends are leaving and i will be leaving soon. one of my good friends left today but last night we went out and had fun. girls night out. the next few days are dedicated to fun and then i head home over the weekend. i am planning on a trip to miami in a couple weeks with my good blogging friend. what are your exciting summer plans?

- miss wolfe

The Duh News of the week goes to...

i found the most obvious thing ever today while searching the news. there was a research study done that concluded: Men find photos of the opposite sex much more "rewarding" than women. now if you go down to read this article, this study was done on 20 men and 20 women, which any of you who know anything about statistics will point out that isn't enough people. this is true. the funny thing in my opinion is they needed a study to tell them this. even funnier is someone funded a study for this. i could of done the study in 20 minutes online and it would of been free. my favorite part was about how many people buy playboy and playgirl. it is a common known fact that most of the subscriptions to playgirl are from gay men. it makes me wonder something, do the men that pose for playgirl know that it is primarily read by gay men that jerk off to their picture. part of me thinks the models are gay and they like it. however, it is just my opinion again. my question to my male readers, if you were offered a pictorial in playgirl (assume you had the body for it), would you pose knowing that most subscriptions go to men that masturbate to it? or would the thought of a gay man jerking it to your picture bother you?

- miss wolfe

I'm gonna bitch slap the next person...

the next person that wants to edit my writing is going to get bitch slapped! i have said repeatedly that i'm not an english major and that i am a science nerd. i am not writing a book that is going out on the store shelf for people to purchase. if you haven't noticed, i don't use capital letters either so don't send me mail about that either. unless i do something beyond stupid, like use your repeatedly instead of you are or you're, don't tell me about it. i don't need to turn my ocd to this blog or a post will never get written from me wanting to make it perfect.

another final down, i think i did well on it. it is hard to tell because i run the questions through my head constantly after a test. i go back and look things up to see if i got them correct. i hate waiting for grades. if i didn't stop myself, i would check twice a day to see if a test was graded. i'm a teacher's worst nightmare. its time to go party and relax a bit. have a great weekend.

- miss wolfe

Five Fact Friday

its friday again, you all know what that means. i have been thinking though about my retort to anonymous earlier, no it has nothing to do with him, the way you can tell if i am truly pissed when i answer your e-mail or comment is simple. it will just start and end with numbered reasons why you are a dumb ass and that is usually the whole response.

fact 1: i like a post sex snack that is sweet, something like fruit, jello, pudding, or even chocolate.

fact 2: i admit that i am jealous that me, who started my blog before my friend slut x, has less page views then her.

fact 3: i have never been in a fight. i mean a serious one with hitting, hair pulling, etc... .

fact 4: i know this won't really count as a fact but it is thought i just had as i watch cnn's american morning. i find Kiran Chetry so hott. i would go down on her so fast.

fact 5: on the date of January 3, my birthday; Cicero, J.R.R. Tolkien, Ngo Dihn Diem, Bobby Hull, and Eli Manning share their birthday with me. Hitler's father, Alois Hitler, and Jack Ruby died on the same day. Martin Luther and Fidel Castro were excommunicated from the roman catholic church. alaska becomes the 49th state. diplomatic ties with cuba were cut by the united states.

for the last set of facts, i went to answers.com, typed in my birth day, january 3, and searched. has anything interesting happened on your day of birth?

- miss wolfe

Grrr.

I was going to post the winner of my miss wolfe fantasy contest but the winners chose to post it on their website before i posted it on mine. you are a big meanie! if you want to read the winning entry you want to check out dirty couple in virginia (link on the side of my page).

-miss wolfe

Pre-Test Relaxation.

one final down, woohoo! i think i did well, its all in the relaxation technique. the best way to relax before a final is a good romping time in the sac. now some might argue that it is the orgasm and masturbation is the way to relieve that relaxation. i beg to differ. i've masturbated before tests and not felt as good as i have after sex before a test. maybe its the cum, lol. i hope you don't get me wrong self caused orgasms are relaxing but its just not the same. i know you are all yelling at me now, enough with the talk get to the sex. geeze, let a girl reflect for a moment or two.

last night, i was feeling stressed, horny and desperately needing some fun. knowing that i needed to get some loving i call CJ. i called him up and asked him what he was doing and if he was busy. he said he would come over. now i just had to think of a way to have sex that wouldn't screw up my knee a little more. i thought about being on the edge of the bed, legs spread, standing bent over, standing up against the wall, and some others. i had a couple minutes to get ready so it wasn't a rush decision. i was wearing a skirt yesterday so there was easy access but i did remove my panties prior to him coming. it had been a while so i was wet while i was talking to him. it just got worse waiting for him to come.

prior to him getting to my room, my roommate got back. the only thing running through my mind was FUCK. thank goodness, she was only there to get a couple things and then walked back out. after she left, the position stuck me. i knew what i wanted to do. a minute or two later, CJ knocked on the door. when i answered the door, i pulled him close to me and gave him a kiss. his arms wrapped around me and grabbed onto my ass pulling me closer. I felt his cock grow in his pants. i pulled away from him. i took a hold of his pants and pulled them down. his cock sprung free and stood out at attention.

i wrapped a hand around his cock and pumped it once or twice. i grabbed his hips and maneuvered him over to my desk chair. i told him to sit down. when he sat, i lifted my skirt to show him i had on no panties. he licked his lips with this image. i put a condom on him and moved so was close. he lifted my skirt and kissed my wet lips. a moan escaped my mouth as he did this. i lowered myself down on his cock. my pussy feeling extra tight, i could feel myself stretch around his rock hard cock. he pulled off my shirt. i was now sitting on his cock with my shirt off.

his hands ran down the side of my body to my hips as i started to move my hips. he helped me move on his cock. it felt so fucking unbelievable. he took my nipples in his mouth. i could feel his tongue swirl around them and his teeth touch up against them. it was driving me nuts. i knew it wouldn't take long for me to orgasm the way i was feeling. i rode him a little faster. i needed to cum. i wanted to feel the sensation rip through my body. i could feel every bit of his cock move in me. it was pure ecstasy. i could feel myself grow tighter around his cock. i could feel the orgasm building in me. i rode him a bit faster wanting it to come. it didn't take long for the orgasm to hit me. my body tensed up and moans silenced as it went through my body. it was the best thing i felt in weeks. i continued to ride him until he cummed. after we finished, he got up and left. i was happy with that because i didn't want any cuddling, happy stuff.

the next couple days i will post the winner of the miss wolfe fantasy submissions. a couple reasons why i like this post. i liked it mostly because it didn't involve fucking me. i was used for inspiration for the actual action with a little play by me. the second reason is i like the voyeuristic part to it. i have yet to decide what to get this entry for a reward. maybe i will babysit for the author. ;-)

- miss wolfe

Remembering Summers.

to start, i would like to apologize to my regular readers for my need to give feed back on a comment. the comment struck a nerve with me mostly because it was something close to my heart. i was a little angry at the time when i read the comment and felt the need to return fire. i am human and it happens. for future notice, if you want to accuse me of something, just tell me your reasoning. a simple sentence will do, i don't need an essay. the lack of an explanation is what irritated me more than anything. there will be no personal attacks on mr./ms. anonymous. this blog is not to spread hate and resort to name calling. this is for intelligent discussion and free and open exchange of thoughts. if i receive any comments calling mr./mrs. anonymous names, i will delete them.

i love summer. i don't know if its the feeling of the sun on my skin or freedom i get when the weather gets warmer and the days longer. as i get older, i think its more the freedom aspect of it. i am getting to that age where i can't play all day long and have no worries, so the freedom aspect of it takes control. with my first year ending, my mind is often going to the place of summers past.

i love walking around with the bikini top or tube top or wife beater and shorts. especially on those hot summer days when the quick 10 minute rain comes. on those days i don't go inside out of the rain. i will stand/sit/run in the rain. letting the cold rain drops hit me, cooling off my skin. i love the feeling of the drops running down my skin as more hit me. they eventually cover me, drenching my clothes causing them to cling to my skin. most of the time when i wear the wife beater, i don't wear a bra. if anyone were to see me, they could pretty much see anything. when the rain passes, the day is left with the steam rising off the hot street and side walks. i sit out in a chair feeling relaxed and cooled off. my nipples almost always hard seeing them through my shirt.

another favorite summer memory, i just sit the whole day next to the pool or in the pool. whether i am there with a friend or friends, just laying there with a book and the sun. the though of just being there relaxes me. i can remember neighbors looking at me, not knowing that i saw them looking. sometimes i would take off my top or on rare occasions jump in the pool naked just to give them a show. i can imagine them in their hidden away place with their cocks hard. they could be masturbating or saving the image for later masturbatory memories. however, i loved the idea that i had them thinking and looking at me. it made me excited and got me wet. there were times that i let my imagination and excitement get the best of me and ended up playing with myself in the pool.

these are just a couple of reasons i love summer. what are some of your favorite summer memories?

-miss wolfe

A Special Comment reply.

just a couple minutes ago, i got a comment from someone who wished to remain anonymous. he had a problem with me and my commentary on the treatment of the soldiers and veterans. i know i said i would never specifically call anyone out on what they said but this person is special to me now. the comment read: "You are idealistic (which isn't always bad), naive and uninformed (which is). Please go back to your slutty sex posts. That's what you're good at." I wish this comment would of been a little more specific. i want to know how i am naive and uninformed.

do you want a list of all the articles i have read on the mistreatment of the soldiers? do you want to know about the person i knew for 8 years that died recently in the service of this country? the post that is naive and uninformed has links to articles which are covered in all the mainstream media. i guess that kills your uniformed claim.

as for naive, lets look at some facts. if one of these administrators ran a private business, do you think the business would have enough money after losing a billion dollars to hand out bonuses for their obviously good performance (note the sarcasm there anonymous). however, i want to make sure i get all the information right. military members sacrifice their and their family's way of life to support the freedoms all of us americans enjoy. when they leave the military, they are promised certain benefits from their service to this country. some of those services include reduced drug costs, disability, guaranteed home loans, burial benefits, etc... . this is part of their contract for their service. the VA and congress wish to reduce these benefits because they manage not to budget properly or misuse money allotted to them. the government seeks to reduce these benefits from lack of funds and at the same time, they also spend 3.8 million dollars to give bonuses to people instead of putting it to use of the people that served the country.

i want to look a little more in depth for my anonymous poster. i don't want to be accused of being naive. lets say a soldier loses both legs in an attack. i don't know what percentage of disability this is but let's just say 50%. lets say he is enlisted, E-6, which makes a little over $2k a month in pay. so doing some rough math, it would be 24K a year for 100%, with 50% disability that's 12k a year for disability. how many people would $3.8 million with a similar disability can this cover? this would be approximately 316 people for the whole year. now if you want to check my figures, you can google military pay scales and it will take you to www.dfas.mil which will give you the information.

wait, i have another idea. how many people could the 3.8 million go to hire people that could expedite the process for those service members so they didn't have to go through tons of paperwork or repeated rejections. a television station got the information, why couldn't a government employee. maybe they are too busy counting their bonus or better yet figuring a way to spend it. if you looked at the one link, it cited that one person that helps manage the disbursement of funds to those with injuries/disabilities had one of the higher bonuses despite the average 177 day delay period for those funds.

now, the next time you want to call me naive or uninformed, tell me why i am one of those. i demand it or the next time you chose to make an anonymous statement be brave enough to post a name or e-mail. all i wanted to accomplish in the previous post was to let people know what kind of stuff was happening. i do want to thank you for letting me expand on my thoughts. as for my slutty sex posts, i have the wonderful ability to control that stuff since i am the author of this fine blog. now if you want to hear something about my slutty sex life, why don't you suggest something you want to hear. also, if you are only looking for slutty sex stories, i suggest you look at an erotic story site (here is one for you). otherwise, shut the fuck up and leave me alone.

Unjust treatment of our injured soliders and veterans!

i am going away from my usual topic today because i am so enraged at the way the federal government is treating our soldiers. with current treatment of soldiers coming back from the current war with injuries to lessening of veteran benefits to people that have served, this country does a great injustice to those that have sacrificed their life in protection of our way of life. if you want to see this, you could go to any news source and find an example. i can remember a recent newsweek cover story on this topic or the military hospital scandal or this news posting to be specific.

with this in mind, i will go to the current news, you may have heard this. the Veterans Administration, VA, has recently gone over their budget by a billion dollars due to costs of disabilities, veteran benefits, etc... . however here comes the kick in the ass, VA officials get a nice bonus for doing such a great job.

"Months after a politically embarrassing $1 billion shortfall that put veterans' health care in peril, Veterans Affairs officials involved in the foul-up got hefty bonuses ranging up to $33,000 ... documents a generous package of more than $3.8 million in payments by a financially strapped agency straining to help care for thousands of injured veterans returning home from Iraq and Afghanistan ... They received performance payments up to $33,000 each, a figure equal to about 20 percent of their annual salaries ... Annual bonuses to senior VA officials now average more than $16,000 — the most lucrative in government."

i am trying to understand where the great performance for these bonuses are coming from. is it the way they screw over people that were injured in a war zone? was it telling a WW2 vet that they need to pay more for disability drugs or doctors visits? these are people that gave much more for this country than most people. they volunteered to serve this country proudly and now our government spits on them and their service to this country.

furthermore, what does a civil servant need with a bonus? i could be idealistic but people don't go into civil service for the money. they go into it to help their country. if these people want bonuses, they need to move their ass out to the private sector and find out how much of a bonus they get for running a company into a billion dollar shortfall. if they don't want the job for what it pays, fire them and hire someone willing to do the fucking work.

the mistreatment of those that serve this country in the military needs to end! how much of that 3.8 million dollars could of gone to some private that got his leg blown off disability payment? i'm no expert but knowing some people in the service, that could of covered quite a few annual disability payments. this truly makes me ashamed to be a citizen of this country. i highly recommend that you write your congressmen and senators addressing this issue. i have already written mine. i did not write this to debate the current war. i just want to see our troops be treated with the respect they deserve and put some action behind the words "support our troops".

- miss wolfe

My first kiss

at the age of 10, i really became curious about boys and kissing. i was very insecure about kissing. i was so worried about doing something wrong or not being good that a boy wouldn’t like me. little did i know, it doesn’t matter how good of a kisser or at sex you are. i first started to practice kissing on my hand or pillow, yes i'm a freak. one night at a sleep over, a friend and i were talking about kissing and what it would be like to kiss a boy. the only thing we really discovered was that we knew nothing about kissing. we decided that it couldn't hurt to practice by kissing each other. i was all for it because I was very curious and wanting to please (i was foolish and learned since).

whenever she would stay over or i was at her house, we would practice kissing. one night something different happened. i am unsure if it was all the kissing or if it was just the two of us but we really got into the kiss. it was a deep long kiss with our arms around each other. i think about this kiss a lot, what made this one time different? anyhow, this is how my first serious kiss and it was with a girl. from the serious kiss, i have been attracted to women. sleepovers from that night on got more interesting. i taught her how to masturbate, we masturbated for each other and eventually did much more. its funny how things happen in life.

i want to thank the four people for submitting their fantasies. i thought i would have more but oh well. i have read them and trying to decide which one i like the best. i have a question for you all before i go. i'm sure most of us have played spin the bottle or similar game in the past. my question is, what was your best and worst "spin the bottle"/"truth or dare" moment?

Five Fact Friday

no, yesterday's post didn't count as fff. i was just doing more important things today. i went to arlington national cemetery today. every time i go there, i am hit with this surreal feeling. i saw the changing of the guard at the tomb of the unknowns, watched a funeral at a distance, and just walked soaked in some of the patriotism. if any of you ever have the chance to go, you must do it.

one last thing before getting to the facts. i have a new hero. my new hero is the judge that sentenced paris hilton to 45 days in jail for breaking probation. its about damn time some one puts a "celebrity" in place. i'm not talking some washed up celebrity that had a tv show in the early 80's and disappeared. i'm talking someone in the news today. i am sick of people getting out of legal trouble because they have some amount of fame. have a fun 45 days paris, lol.

fact 1: i love history. i love reading it, i love going to places that history has happened. what can i say, i'm a geek.

fact 2: i have sirius satellite radio. it is by far the best money i have ever spent. i highly suggest satellite radio to anyone.

fact 3: i can't stand guys that are not polite and do not have manners.

fact 4: i love a slight southern accent. it turns me on.

fact 5: the had sex in a baseball dugout. no one else was there, it was just the place it happened. i straddled him facing each other. he was my boyfriend at the time. this sounds so much like fast times at ridgemont high. however, the guy wasn't a radio salesman and didn't work at the mall. i hope you got that reference.

- miss wolfe

life updates

some of you maybe wondering where my new sex stories have been. a couple weeks ago, i was running and a guy backing out of a parking spot hit me. i wasn't seriously hurt, just something with my knee. i have been in a brace thing for it. my lack of sex stories is due to this incident, it is hard to mount a guy with a brace on. i know there is still missionary and i have thought about it. however, i just don't think my heart is in it lately.

tomorrow is my last day of classes for my first year at college. i have finals next week and i'm happy about it. i get to go home and enjoy boston. i have been thinking about the whole moving thing. i am still undecided if the move is a good or bad thing. i guess i will have to just find out. as for next week, i am not promising any posts. i will be in freak out finals week, so take my warning now if you don't see any new posts.

before i go, i read this article on the net about a little kid watching Disney channel in new jersey. comcast interrupted its cartoon show "handy manny" (bilingual repairman cartoon) with some porn in some places in new jersey. the article is funny, the dad acts like he didn't know what sex was. while i'm thinking, the name "handy manny" sounds like the name of a porn. handy manny is the traveling hispanic horny repair man and he is coming to fix your wife and daughters. lol.

-miss wolfe

What the hell?

i just saw the most disturbing thing ever. while flipping through tv channels, i saw this program on vh1 called Little Beauties: Ultimate Kiddie Queen Showdown. i've seen some freaky ass shit on tv but this one highlights parental abuse and the corruption of children. since its vh1, they cover it up by saying (actual show synopsis from vh1 website):

" ...They're gorgeous, they're talented, they're six-years old and with the helping hand of eager moms, determined pageant coaches, fabulous spray tan artists and "flipper" (fake teeth) makers, not to mention a couple of Pixie Sticks for energy ... a one-hour documentary special that will take a light-hearted look into the wonderful world of children's beauty pageants through the eyes of four, precocious six-year old girls. This documentary reveals the humor and love behind an American tradition ... and the "sparkle" it takes to win a crown. "


now there was some editing to that synopsis to give you the general idea. it does not give you the true picture of this event. if you want to get the full idea, imagine 25 jonbenet ramsey's on stage. they wear more make up than i wear in probably two months. they walk around in bikini's that are strategically glue, taped, etc... to their body by their mom. they have fake tans and teeth so they look good. during the interviews, you can see the girls look off to the side of the camera, as if checking with their mom to see if they are saying the right thing. there are signals from moms in the audience so the daughter can give a bigger smile or hold their head up more or what other god forsaken thing they can think. when the person wins a category, the mom runs up on stage to hug and kiss their kid because they are so happy for them.

this is one of the most ridiculous things i have ever seen. what kind of life are these parents securing for their little girls? when do these girls turn to eating disorders so they stay thin to stay beautiful and keep their parents love? now the parents may not be sexually abusing their kids but the emotional abuse going on here needs to stop. i could be over reacting but to watch this show and see what is happening, it really got to me. these are 6 year old kids, they are impressionable. with the reinforcement from winning these pageants, i can just see their future of doing anything to stay beautiful so they feel loved. it could be cosmetic surgery at 15 because they aren't beautiful enough, the previously mentioned eating disorder, or something worse. this is wrong in my opinion. a six year old should be out playing with their friends not on a stage being judged for beauty.

- miss wolfe